nethaca:

maverikloki:

deejohnes:

maverikloki:

I hear my mom shrieking downstairs, shouting up to me about “THE CATS! THE CATS!”

I run downstairs, thinking someone has died or something and see THIS:

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I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO PUNCH SOMETHING TO GET OVER THE ADORABLENESS

They look like they’re about to break out in a musical number

hence:

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This post got better since I re-blogged it earlier.

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In science class, talking about certain properties of substances and what a "Property" is. My science teacher asks me to stand up and ask the class for some of my properties. (FYI I am (edit: cis)female and fully identify as such, but this was still a cool thing to say on my teacher's behalf)

  • first kid: red hair!
  • teacher: (immediately nods and writes "red hair" on board) yup, that is one of alex's properties, sure.
  • another kid: brown eyes!
  • teacher: (nods and writes on board)
  • yet another kid: freckles
  • teacher: all great answers, (writes on board) anything else?
  • Lets call him Bob: Shes a girl
  • Teacher: (Pauses, looks at me, then back at the kid) Well it's not my place to confirm that, besides, you have no idea whether Alex is a girl or not.
  • Bob: Well she's got boobs
  • Teacher: (Doesnt even get mad at the smartassish response, just nods calmly) Yes, now, having boobs is a property. Gender on the other hand is much less physical, and a lot more mental. Just because she has body parts that are recognized generally on females, does not mean that she's female herself. So why don't we say, instead of "she's a girl" we'll just say she has boobs
  • Teacher: (writes on board "Alex has boobs")

stability:

floral-ink:

stability:

why is my bedroom always so hot

maybe because it holds a portal to hell because satan himself thinks you’re a cutie and is reaching from the depths of hell to touch that booty

i love the science side of tumblr

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screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech:

Ditto is the sass master

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mitchvicious:

Oh you.

quickweaves:

quickweaves:

White people destroyed 3/4s of the world for spices and have the nerve not to season their food.

this post wont die 

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ghostbuttvin:

"are you a boy or a girl"

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